Daniel Carter is a Mincer

Well, well well. New Zealands most hyped player returns to New Zealand and has a press conference being vague about who is going to be playing for in domestic New Zealand rugby. So you own two homes in New Zealand Mincer Carter? Show some civic pride for gods sake you turd, if you owned a batch in Marton would you be turning out for the Manawatu Turbos? Shame on you!

Simply flaming the rumours of an imminent switch to the Blues is utterly ridiculous. Shame on you TVNZ for putting this up on your website, shame on you Dan Carter for this whole charade.

So desperate for attention that you announce a press conference to say nothing? If you had a shred of pride if you have civic decency you'd end this hopeless speculation and declare your allegiance, but then who should you be playing for, a union that has nurtured you has raised you through the ranks has given you a break at NPC, Super Rugby and positioned you to be playing for the All Blacks, or the enemy of Rugby in New Zealand the bloated, stinking mass that is the Auckland Blues.

Why on earth do you want to turn out for team that plays in a soulless environment, at a half empty stadium to an apathetic crowd whose mascot is a comedy pirate!

You'd think it would be simple but then Dan Carter - you are a mincer.