Make Auckland One of the Four!

Our site has not yet officially launched - but we will be soon and our first campaign will be to Make Auckland One of the the Four! As you should know Steve 'The Mantis' Tew has announced that the Air New Zealand Cup from 2011 at the latest will be reduced to 10 teams, that means of the existing competition of 14 four must go, hence we're nominating the four teams to go as: Counties Manukau (bankrupt last year, $300,000 in debt before this season begins and the only first division team whose mascot is named after a Dildo!), Northland (have you ever been to Whangarei? Enough said), Tasman (yes really that is supposed to be a first division ground in Nelson) and Auckland.

Auckland - home of the depraved where people spit at you on the street, where you can't walk down Queen Street because of all the homeless people and nobody cares about the rugby. Home to 86% of this years violent robberies in New Zealand and a bunch of supporters unable to rouse themselves for anything. Home of indifference and a rugby team that each year barely scrapes by, home to random violence high prices and a bunch of mincers. Home to without a shadow of doubt the worst stadium in New Zealand.

We here at Waikato Uber Alles have decided to be proactive about it. We will be organising an online petition to have Auckland removed from the first division, we will be contacting Steve Tew and the NZRU in writing, and we will need your help to make it so. No-one cares about Auckland, no-one wants them stinking out the competition for another year join with us on our journey to make Auckland One of the Four!